Rules of the underground Geek Order

December 15, 2007

I’ve never denied the fact I’m a Geek. Even my friend who has a hypnotizing Smile admits it (sorta) in his post about me. I’ve include a pic of my desktop to show the world that “I’m geek and damb proud of it”! From my collection of Star Trek icons to my Star ship Enterprise Desktop image I have no problem with flaunting my geekiness.

Okay I’m a little over the top but who isn’t? I’m flexing my muscles just like Arnold Schwarzenegger did in The Terminator films. What people don’t know is that there is a secret order of Geeks. There are rules to this order.

Geek Rule Number 1

You must have seen all Star Wars Films and own at least one lightsaber .

Geek Rule Numero dos

You must like science fiction movies and believe that someday an alien will abduct you.

Rule three is….

You must play video games more often than you work out (yeah right geeks don’t work out)


If most people don’t understand a word you are saying when you speak you’re a geek (or have a bad mumbling problem)

You guessed it this is rule 5 and I’ll make this the last rule for now

You must have had a hidden crush on Princess Leia one time or another.

And there you have it. If you can follow these 5 rules consider yourself part of the underground Geek club.